YOU ARE DOING IT AT WORK!
Senator Chuck Grassley better not call me as an expert witness to his new Senate inquiry!!! A few days ago, CNN & Anderson Cooper were blaring out a news story dealing with a “Senate porn inquiry”. The shocking story? It seems that people look at porn at work. I for one was first shocked, then outraged, and then….. just darn proud of our government at work. At least I know the new spending package is being put to good use.
It seems Senator Grassley, the ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee fired off a letter to the National Science Foundation’s inspector general requesting all documents related “abuse of NSF IT resources” cited in the foundation’s 68-page semiannual report which deals with the watching, downloading and e-mailing porn, sometimes for significant portions of their workdays, and over periods of months or even years.
Anderson Cooper & CNN should be ashamed to run this story. Sorry, to break this news flash but I know you do it at work, and what time you are doing it, even the types of computers you are doing it from. I get statistics from all over the world for my adult website, updated daily. The number one time that people are looking at the lurid pages of Vickyathome? 5.00 pm. – right as people are getting off work, but before they have time to shut down their computers. I was surprised since I always figured 11pm just before bed. Nope…. it seems the majority of folks like to get off as they are getting off… work. Quick relaxation before leaving the office and before getting home, and at least if busted the ‘handy’ excuse of “I was off the clock boss!”
So yes…. you are doing it at work. I know you are doing it at work. If I get called to a Senate Inquiry, I will tell the Senators how you do it at work and give a demonstration of what you are doing with their tax payer dollars on government machines.
On a serious note……… who cares and why is this a news flash? Everyone looks at or sneaks in a bit of adult once and while. Why did this even have to be a news story…. because Anderson Cooper loves using the word ‘porn’ in the same sentence as ‘government’. Guess it makes him ‘happy’.
I close this blog with a fail safe mechnism to save you the next time you think of looking at adult material on a government website…. Senator Grassley’s photo. Think about that man investigating you the next time you unzip underneath your office desk. It might deter such disgusting behaviour. Perhaps Senator Grassley should send his likeness to be hung in all government offices as a deterrent to all!
Beam me up Scotty – why are these people so pent up!?