TRUMPET LESSONS WITH THE JAZZ LADY? The Brits Are Sooooo Kinky!

So ever since I spent a few months on the South Coast of England (yes that was me next to you in the pub or laying out naked on the stones of what is otherwise known as British ‘Beaches’ during a massive 70 degree ‘heatwave’) …I started to read a bastion of noteworthy reporting called the Sun. The Sun came to my attention because they allow NUDE girls every day on page 3 BUT ….. this is the kicker…. NO girls with enhancements. Damn Brits!!! So I was perusing the news and figured I would do a quick Blog about the poor fate of “the Jazz Lady”.

Here is the story in the Sun as just reported.

Helen Goddard is a music teacher, one of few invited to play at the Sidney Olympics. It seems that her music classes were VERY popular and that girls flocked to her classroom during break time. It turns out the hot Miss Goddard was carrying on a lesbian affair with a 15 year old girl – taking her to Paris for naughty trysts and going to the Gay Pride Parade with her. The police raided her home and found dildos (NOT purchased from Alabama) and … heaven forbid ‘fluffy fisticuffs’. The judge locked her away for 15 months but did NOT stop her from seeing her 15 year old lover when she gets out – saying that would be ‘draconian’.

My quick blog points on this story:

– what is happening to our culture that young hot blonde women are flocking to schools and having sex with kids under 18? Never happened when I was in school!

– while the story is somewhat funny… on a serious note, does anyone agree with me that this is likely going to mess up a 15 year old for life? People wonder why girls have messed up attitudes towards sexuality and end up in broken marriages and dysfunctional relationships….. resorting to stripping, escorting and yes….adult work. Teachers… stick to teaching.

– if it is draconian to allow the teacher to see the kid when she gets out of prison, is it also not a bit crazy?

– are British people all bisexual?

– yes the Jazz Lady is hot. Larry Flynt… put up some cash to get this trumpet playing school teacher a job in adult! Ohhhh… think of the DVD titles with a name like the Jazz Lady. “The Jazz Lady Plays My Trumpet… #17”

Just my musings from my morning read!

Beam me up Scotty! The teachers down here don’t always stick to the books.

Vicky Vette