Meet me at Butt Hole
I have decided that I need a quiet secluded place away from the scrutiny of what I do for a living, so I have a new mailing address. From now on, kindly address all mail, fan club letters, business inquiries to:
Vicky Vette
Butt Hole Lane
England
If you don’t know where this is, are a friend and need directions… just remember, all roads lead to Butt Hole! All locals know where to find Butt Hole. Butt Hole is centrally located and quite a thoroughfare. It is not quite considered a highway, but some might think of it as a heavily travelled passage way that gives access to all kinds of fun stuff in the area.
Ahhhh, I love it at Butt Hole!
PS for those of you who send me messages like “Wazzup witch ya”, this blog is meant to be satirical and not intended to result in a deluge of mail to the residents of Butt Hole.
Beam me up Scotty!
Vicky Vette
C/O Butt Hole Lane
Somewhere in a State of Silliness
For more suggestive road names,not only in England go to http://www.autoblog.com/2009/01/07/U.K.
you will need to to Google the link
I didn’t get much from that link?
Hmmm….doesn’t that road intersect with Plumber’s Crack Highway somewhere??
And…I thought that I saw Joe the Plumber’s new bungalow there, too???
Love your sense of humor, General. Don’t quite understand it…..but love it.
🙂
Anthony
Some other places you may want to consider:
For a weekend tryst, try Fuck, Austria.
If you want to be alone by yourself for a bit, maybe you’d like to spend some time in Dildo, Newfoundland?
haha love this road