Happy Birthday to me!

So I have traveled around the sun 47 times now!  No wonder I’m dizzy! lol…

Seriously though, what am I gonna do on my birthday? I’m gonna have sex that is sooooo good, even the neighbors are gonna have a cigarette!

Even though it’s my birthday I’m gonna give you a present too! Today only we have special birthday pricing, it’s only $19.65 (yes that’s the year I graced the earth with my presence) to join my site and the VNA and that price never changes as long as you stay a member! Just click on the birthday cake to join!

Click to join me on my birthday!

Let me leave you with these words of wisdom for the day:

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best